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FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK
Directed by Michael Tides
Screenplay by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez
Starring Marlon Wayans and Kali Hawk
It is a Fifty Shades of Grey Spoof.
I want to say this is not as bad as what critics say. I laughed maybe 5 times.
A couple scary things:
1- I laughed more at this trailer played before the movie which was Keanu.
Now that is funny.
2-Think about it I laughed five times in a movie that has jokes every 30 seconds. Now think about this at one point Wayans went......this is a great final product!! Oh my lord!!!
1 star out of 5 for this mess. However Keanu was kinda funny and that cat is cute!!!!!!!!!!! I gave this a short review, I already wasted 90 minutes watching it, I did not want to waste many more minutes writing about it.
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Swiss Army Man
Directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
Screenplay by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
Starring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe
Ugh.
They made it sound like it was a comedy and they tried to make it feelm that way by having a dead Radcliffe passing gas. It was not funny at all.
So you have Dano stuck on an island. Going crazy. That uis not entertaining.
THEN!!!!! A huuuuuuuge twist at the end which makes the film even worse!!!!
A mess.
Depressing.
Sad.
1 1/2 stars out of 5 for Swiss Army Man. 1 1/2 just because of Dano's performance, not the awful story.
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BAD NEIGHBORS 2
Directed by Nicholas Stoller
Screenplay by Andrew J Cohen; Brendan O'Brien;Nicholas Stoller; Seth Rogan; and Evan Goldberg
Starring Seth Rogan; Zac Efron; Rose Byrne; and Grace Moretz
Again Mac Radner (Seth Rogan) and Kelly Radner (Rose Byrne) are having Neighbor problems.
This time they get help from former nemesis Teddy Sanders (Zac Efron).
I was not a big fan of the first Bad Neighbors. I just felt it annoying. I tend to get annoyed by people being rude and mean. So coming in to number 2, I heard good things. I was looking forward to this.
Well..............................................NO!!!! Bad Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!
This film was real bad. It was not funny, I did not laugh once. Not once. Did I say not once?
I found every single person in this film to be annoying: stupid; and unrealistic.
THERE WAS FIVE WRITERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can this film be this bad with five writer???!!!
I love Grace Moretz. I think she is a pretty good young actress, here I felt bad for her.
Here is my synopsis of this film. Kids move next door to married couple. They have underage parties that can be calmed down if they call the police. But no. They are idiots. Not in a funny way. Just idiots. The End!!
I know that maybe this film was not made for my age group. However there are parts of this film that younger kids cannot relate to. You may say I don't get this type of humor. I like Zoolander; This Is The End. Superbad. You know why??? They were actually funny.
1/2 stars out of 5 for Neighbors 2.
There is just 1 bad movie left!!!!!
From the shadows as always thanks for your time.
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