I know! The time has come! Get dressed in your best! Jump in the limo! Do not over drink! It is the most important awards show of the year! Voted by the wisest voting block...ME!
If you disagree with the awards...too bad..I am very wise.
So here come the awards..for film...books..and music!
The Shadow Award For Worst Performance Of The Year
DAVE FRANCO in Regretting You
I almost think it was not Franco's fault. It was just poor casting. He was stiff as a board in this film.
He had no chemistry with Willa Fitzgerald his wife. He had no chemistry with Allison Williams for the rest of the movie. He seemed like he was almost scared in this role. It was just odd.
The Shadow Award For Best Actor Of The Year 2025
JOSH BROLIN
Three really good performances:
In the dreadful movie Weapons he was one of the few bright spots as a frustrated father.
In the just better than okay remake The Running Man, Josh is great as the crooked producer of the show.
In Wake Up Deadman he is fantastic and often hilarious as Jefferson Wicks, the leader of the church.
These three performances earned him The Shadow Award For Best Actor in 2025
The Shadow Award or Best Actress Of The Year 2025
SYDNEY SWEENEY
I love how people will criticize her without actually seeing her films. Jealous of her looks I imagine, or think she just relies on her looks to get roles. Trust me, I have seen over a thousand films in the last 10 years. I have seen many beautiful female actresses and good looking men who disappear after one or two films. You have to have some talent, there is too much competition for roles.
The interesting thing about her is, she is not just a pretty face before she became big she produced films with her own money including the hit Anyone But You and Voyeur. In her spare time she rebuilds car engines on classic cars. So...no dummy. So stop being sexist.
You can also see her acting improves with the more roles she takes.
In Americana she plays a stutterer who wants to move to Nashville to become a singer. Getting there is the problem.
In Christy she is marvelous and not recognizable playing the first famous female boxer Christy Martin.
In The Housemaid, she is a fighter yet scared to fight after what happened to her in the past. Quiet and stiff as an ex-prisoner she plays Millie Calloway spot on.
Three very good, and different performances in 2025.
Earning Sydney Sweeney The Shadow Award For The Best Actress Of The Year Award for 2025
Best Comeback Of The Year
Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe, Oh where have you gone?! You forget how great he was in the early 2000's in movie such as Gladiator; A Beautiful Mind; or even The Nice Guys. This year he is sooooo good as Nazi Leader Hermann Goering in Nuremberg. It's a shame the decision was made to falsely connect that time in history with the present day, which made no sense and clearly kneeled to appease Hollywood. The film would have been fine without that ending, it was a wonderful film. Still, Russell Crowe was fantastic in this role.
The Shadow Award For Come Back Of The year Goes To Russell Crowe.
The Shadow Award For "I Don't Get The Love Award"
The Secret Agent
This film is a cluttered mess at almost 3 hours...and I will never get my 3 hours back. This takes place in Brazil 1971. Too many stories. Too many loose ends. Poorly edited. Jumps in time leaving the viewer confused. A beginning that starts wonderful but has nothing to do with the film.Yet it gets Oscar love?
It's not good.
The Shadow Award For "I Don't Get The Love Award" The Secret Agent!
The Shadow Award For Funniest Film Of The Year
THE NAKED GUN 2025
Yes the film seemed somewhat long, yet I laughed a lot.
Liam Neeson as Frank Drebin Jr. and Pam Anderson as Beth Davenport were both all in on the silliness of this film.
Plus they had great chemistry, and wonderful comic timing. Very Funny.
The Shadow Award For Funniest Film Of The Year Naked Gun 2025!
The Shadow Award For The Best Love Story Of The Year
JANE AUSTEN WRECKED MY LIFE
Yes the title was a little bit false, however it is still a sweet love story.
Directed by Laura Piani, the film tells the story of Agathe Robinson played sweetly by Camille Rutherford, who gets invited to a Jane Austen writers workshop. There is where she meets Oliver played by Charlie Anson. The rest, they say is history.
The Shadow Award For The Best Love Story Is Jane Austen Wrecked My Life.
The Shadow Award For Best Tear Jerker
THIS SCENE IN WICKED FOR GOOD
I mean..it is no contest. This scene also made me feel bad for Glinda, I mean she is now left in the dust, she lost both her friends, she is probably lonely.
The Shadow Award For Best Tear Jerker is Wicked For Good.
The Shadow Award For The Best Scene
THE HOUSEMAID
Without spoilers....
I need a fucking sandwich to the gravy boat scene above. Its classic. That's all.
The Shadow Award For The Best Scene Is The Housemaid!
The Shadow Award For Best Action Film
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THE FINAL RECKONING
I mean the airplane scene. The submarine scene. I could go on...but no movie comes close.
The Shadow Award For The Best Action Film Is Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning
The Shadow Award for The Best Newcomer
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ANA SOPHIE HAGER
Ana was amaaaaaazing as Polly Huff in She Rides Shotgun. She steals the film!
The Shadow Award For Best Newcomer Goes To Ana Sophie Hager!
The Shadow Awards For Which Albums I Have Overplayed In 2025
Barbara from Old Dominion
So good, with an Umbrella of songs dealing with growing older. Highlighted by Miss You Man: Man Or The Song; and Making Good Time.
The Art Of Loving from Olivia Dean
The Art Of Loving by Olivia Dean is such a chill groove highlighted by So Easy; Man I Need; and The Art Of Loving.
Evangeline Vs The Machine
The album can't be explained it is so different. What is it? 8 songs intertwined by music, There is no break between songs. The songs are almost haunting. Then throw in a tour he did where he plays the whole album with his band, a choir, a brass section, and a string section! I saw Evangeline vs the machine live and it was amazing to watch. Then, he came to IMAX with a film of the concert. Then he released the album Evangeline Vs The Machine live, which came from the IMAX film, and this version is even better then the first album.Yes it is an odd album and it takes a bit to get used to this Non-genre album, as he explained ...it is art. The highlight for me was the song Evangeline.
The Shadow Award For The Best Book I Have Read In 2025
ATMOSPHERE
Taylor Jenkins Reid is at the top now.
This book takes place in the 80s, we follow two female astronauts Joan and Vanessa. However it is bigger than these two,it is about space; god;life and self. Reid tells great stories, by keeping things in 3rd person, and playing with time. Once she grabs you, she always finishes strong. There is a reason why she just signed a 40 million dollar book deal.
The Shadow Award For The Best Book Of 2025 Atmosphere
Well The Shadow Awards are now done for the year. You can go home now, take off the tux or the gown.
We have Oscar Predictions coming up!!!
From the shadows as always thanks for your time.