Oh my goodness! It cannot get worse. I can honestly tell you that everyone of the following films, I probably will not see again.
So...here I go.....SIX films I watched in the theater in July. Ranked worst to best.
6
TOGETHER
Well you know how I do not like horror films. I was drawn to this because of real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. It was gross...and frustrating. A couple molding together, yes you read that right. Also a couple making bad decisions. Also a cringe worthy sex scene. Avoid it.
5
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Maybe the worst acting I have seen in a film in years. I watched for nostalgia. Bad decisions. stupid plot..bad acting = NO!
4
SUPERMAN
So many people liked this. Sheep. If you like going to a Superman film just to see Superman get his ass kicked over and over and over again have at it. Note Superman never wins a battle. Even in the end..the dog wins. I felt the film was nothing but frustrating.
3
OH HI
I think this is worth a look for home viewing. Girl Loves Boy. Boy Just Kinda Likes Girl And Sex. There is where the film stands. Often funny. Often laugh out loud funny. Well acted by Molly Gordon and Logan Lerman. However the film loses focus in the back half, it can't decide what it wants to be and loses its tone.
Again...that first half makes it worth a look.
2
NAKED GUN
Yes I know it came out in August but I saw a screening a couple weeks back. The jokes come very quickly and often work. Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are great together. The film really drags at the end and it is only an 85 minute film! Sooooo,,,,still...I laughed.
1
FANTASTIC 4
Well acted. Gives some hope for the Marvel future. The retro design looks fantastic. It's not a bad film, in fact it's good. I just felt the ending was very flat and kind of boring. Worth a look at home I guess.
Well...goodby July!!! August thankfully started strong but more on that later...
As always thanks for your time, from the shadows as always.
